Addiction to motivational speeches


Addiction to  motivational speeches 

[By ssb ]

You know what ? These motivational speakers tell us :
''You are unique . Nobody is like you . You have a great talent . Don't fear .  Control your mind,  control your feelings , forget who hurt you ,forget who dumped you ,  forget who kicked you out of her life  , just  keep eyes on your goal , work hard , hard and hard , and believe me nothing will stop you from becoming like Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos . Those who left you today will come back and kiss your feet tomorrow.   ''

My reaction to such motivational speeches :
'' Control my mind ?  Bro , I can't control my urine . 
And what did u just say , 'forget who kicked me ? ' Abe sa**** Tu bahar mil , I will kick you in the stomach and see how will you react ?
Aur Haan , if u know how to become Bill Gates , why the hell are you barking here in front of us ? Abe bhootni Kay , You charged me 350 rupees for the ticket to enter this hall and listen to your barking, come , pehle 350 rupees wapas Kar , we will discuss Bill Gates later .
Aur kya Kaha , Those who left you today will come back and kiss your feet tomorrow?  Abe kutte , issi tere speech Kay chakkar Mai Salman khan  Shaadi nehi Kar reha hai . Wo kamyaab ho Kar Aishwarya Rai Ka abi bhi intizaar Kar reha hai , ke wo Abisheikh ko divorce de Kar mere feet chume gi.  ''

Motivational speakers ki missal unn Bihari barbers ki jaisi hai , sa****** khud Ka skin coal tar jaisa hota hai , lakin hum goray skin walu ko xabardasti facial massage  Kar Kay hazar Dou hazar Ka chuna lagate hai . 

[ We all know that we have to work hard to succeed in life but we fail to work  hard only because we have powerful distractions around us . We need to sacrifice the few joys of today for the more joys of tomorrow. That is it . Don't listen to Motivational speeches daily . Listening to them will not make you successful . Listen to them  once a month or once a year , that is sufficient. Don't get addicted to them .]

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